Almost half my socks are fuzzy
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him DavI’m so mad
(via carnavalliving)
The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.
Like why were they even there?
Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.
okay yes take me the fuck to church ^
That’s what people say but they’re no more successful than anyone else who tries to do what they do, they only difference is Kim got fucked on video by Ray J, that’s her talent, don’t kid yourself, if it wasn’t for that she’d still be Paris Hiltons fucking maid.
(via no-place-i-d-rather-be)
“Whatcha eating? Can I have some? Thank you!”
Ginny Weasley got a new familiar..
(via mrbingbing)
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
